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Could you imagine such a title?


I bet that's the future of MMO's.






Vote Oky, 2666.

That is all.

Pro-Death

After years of supporting a female's right to choose, I have decided I am actually a proponent of Pro-Death.

What is Pro-Death you ask? Pro-Death is a new Destruction lobby aimed at making sure all pregnant Order females are forced to abort their fetuses in the name of my own personal god, Khaine. Those of the lobby follow these simple instructions:

• Fetuses are to live inside the mother until a few weeks before gestation. This provides the maximum amount of blood.
• Our agents inside of Atldorf provide a sedative to the mother and the fetus is removed.
• The fetus is smuggled back to The Inevitable City.
• The blood of the fetus is drained and then consumed by those of us of a high enough rank.
• The rest of the fetus is burned while a ritual orgy takes place.
• The mother must remain unharmed. She is to be so distraught about losing her fetus as to immediately get pregnant again. Thus our constant supply of fetal blood is maintained.

Much study has been done by the Disciples of Khaine on this subject. The result is:

IMMORTALITY

We have discovered the holy grail of our world. We shall live forever. The Order shall soon fear us. They will submit and become our slaves.

I would feel pity for them, but those of Order remind me of a mosquito. They are a minor inconvenience that is easily killed.

On a more joyous note. Please keep October 31st open on your calendar. The great union of Poosh and Okris will finally come to pass. Stay tuned to your local Herald for information regarding the time and location of our wedding.

Gifts will be welcomed, but Poosh and I would much rather you make a donation in our names to the Pro-Death Lobby. Visit The Mononlith in the Inevitable City to donate.